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Find here a glimpse into the mind of Oxbow.  His experiences are limited to images he has constructed based on a view of  narrow band of the electromagnetic spectrum, and detection of changing air pressure within a specific frequency range.  From them he must build analogy of  the univers as a whole entirely within his mind, filling in mammoth gaps with whatever is at hand, an incredibly complex task based on the resources available.  In that respect, he is a lot like you and me.  Feel free to browse, but the implantation of electronic devices is strictly forbidden.  If you have any knowledge or insight to share with Oxbow, please click on "Sign Guestbook" and leave it there.  Thank you.
Oxbow last learned something new on October 16, 2011
Things Oxbow has heard...
Things Oxbow has said and thunk...
Safety tip | Time | no color | The Pope's Boot
The Ultimate Food Fight Weapon
Forgotten Birthdays | it's hard to say...
Generic Message | Is it now yet? | Stopping what?
333 333 333 | The Mailbox is Closed
Underground Rivers

Miscellaneous Quotations
Jack Handey | More Jack Handey
Steven Wright | Breaking News
Serious Mistake
Talk to Oxbow's Imaginary Friend...
Eliza
Feed Oxbow's Brain
Welcome to Oxbow's Brain  
Oxbow's Art...
Nude Standing
Initial attempt at artificial poetry goes awry
Oxbow's memories...
A Dream
Oxbow's Brother
Oxbow's TV
From the Lost Room
O. Soid Norf's visit

An artist's misconception of Oxbow at work
All images on this page are produced by recycled electrons, some of which illuminated Thomas Edison's first incadescent lightbulb.
Learning the ropes...
What time is it?
Career advancement
Oxbow ponders his own hypothetical existence, is arrested, released on bail, pleads insanity, becomes a cult hero... wakes up.
lost identity | Imaginary Friend
Oxbow's Brain Project Status...
5/18/1999 Update
5/31/1999 Update
7/02/1999 Update
Conversations...
Needs | The other foot
Unknown Dialogue
Things Oxbow has done...
I baked this for you.  It's a peach, ain't it?
Oxbow succumbs to greed...
    at the prospect of earning 50
    cents to $1.50 per month